Rolling Rant: Web Trends that Need To Die

I'll just keep appending to this list when I find something new on the interwebz that bothers me. 

I am not clicking through 31 pages so you can generate more ad impressions. Bye bye. 

Thank you, I have a scroll wheel that works just fine.   Hooray for no-script.

Scrolljacking: because letting the user scroll for themselves is dangerous

2017: Every website wants to show me notifications.  No, I don't want to clutter my desktop with updates every time someone writes a nonsense article on the internet.  Go to hell.