In addition to receiving the receipt for my purchase, I was involuntarily signed up for spam. Over a span of 11 days, I received 6 advertising emails from Sears. The stupidest thing about the entire situation: I unsubscribed after the second email. Why do they keep sending me ads after I've told them I'm no longer interested?
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It's highly suspicious of them to quote "7-10 days" to unsubscribe, when it took them about 30 seconds to get me in the system in the first place. Seriously, my phone was buzzing away with new emails before I reached my car. I wonder, what about their system causes it to take 20,000 times longer to unsubscribe me for the list than it took to subscribe me in the first place?
Certainly, it's not a technical issue. I don't know the exact workings of Sears email system, but it wouldn't be unreasonable to think that three or four SQL statements got me in the system. Unsubscribing should be simpler: I'm thinking one SQL statement ought to drop me from the list. The last time I checked, it didn't take 7 days to process a SQL command. Unless they have to send a tech down to the data center to scrub my name off the hard drive with a Q-tip, this practice is inexcusable.
As I've deduced that there's not a technical factor at play here, the logical explanation is that the 7-10 day delay is simply a matter of policy. This policy only serves one real purpose... to distribute more spam. From the moment I click unsubscribe to when my name actually goes off the list is a window of opportunity to send me a few more emails. Admittedly, this a great marketing tactic masquerading as a technical limitation. It still doesn't make me hate spam any less though. That four foot receipt might not be so bad after all.